rSoGuitar :: Guitar Lessons for Visual Music Theory

[ZenBiker]

My Top Ten Reasons for the complete lack of responses on rSoG:

1) Alien Abduction
2) Too busy surfing, uh, 'adult' websites
3) Walking dog/spanking monkey
4) Practicing
5) Computer breakdown
6) On Tour
7) Too busy attending F1 Races with the brazillions of $$ made from rSoG
8 ) Visiting a local/state/federal Institution of Limited Personal Freedom (gawd, I dearly hope not)
9) Wife/GF took away computer privileges

and the number one reason for over 6 weeks of complete and utter failure to respond to my orders for modules, PayPal disputes/claims, and me generally just messing around here looking for a live person:

10) Nobody really gives a rat's rear end about servicing customers here anymore

[NEZTOK]

He was on YOUTUBE a month ago. So that definitely rules out 1, 5, 8, 9.

http://www.youtube.com/user/garlandpool

[ZenBiker]

Point well taken.

I guess his well deserved acclaim and skill have left him little time to deal with stuff here. Like I said before, I'd really like to get the modules, but so far, in 8 weeks, your response is the first I've gotten to anything.

[admin]

Oh God, I had to cut my tour of the west coast short by weeks just so I could sit down at a computer and answer this guy! Just kidding...truth is, I just got out of jail for playing my guitar too fast down the streets in my neighborhood. I accidentally ran over an old lady with a phrygian #2. No, that's not true either. What really happened was:
I woke up one night and heard what I could have swore was the sound of an adult website right outside my window somewhere out in the front yard...I couldn't believe it, so I cautiously crept downstairs with my flashlight, my dog walking along side, and cracked open the door. At that very moment, the aliens struck! They turned on their tractor beam and sucked me up and away in their spaceship. It dawned on me that they had used the strange sounds to merely lure me into their trap. I was whisked away on a journey through time and space where they tortured me, dissected me like a frog and forced me to learn strange guitar scales from their distant planet, which was only distant in terms of time. It turned out to be earth, billions of years in the future. I learned that, over the centuries, music here on earth just kept getting simpler and simpler until, there was just one scale to play and that scale had only one note and, as a result, guitars got shorter and short and a lot cheaper. They finally took me back home but, instead of dropping me off at the exact same time they had abducted me, they dropped me off about 2 days later. I had to explain this story, which sounded like a lot of bull crap, to my angry wife, who thought I was either attending F1 races or in jail and just not telling her. So, she spoke in very harsh tones and took away my computer privileges.

Well, zenbiker, I'm sorry I had no idea you were over here wailing away at me. I also had no idea you ordered anything at all. If it wasn't for Chris Rassi, I would have continued to wander around the cosmos without a clue. It seems the email settings I currently have for this forum aren't working. I will have to play around with them until I get them right again. As for Paypal, I think I must have my old email address in my profile and forgot to change it when I switched over to a different ISP. The bottom line is I'm not currently intending to sell anything rsog-related. Everything I have is online and free right now. Soon, I will probably go back to limiting what is available online and trying to sell modules again, but, as for now, it's all free and I'm still letting people try it out and tell me when they find errors. It's my way of getting help editing them.

The only thing I think that isn't on the website is the classic module.

I'm gonna leave it at that and wait for you to respond. I actually do care about serving customers...I just didn't expect to actually have any lately.